Meet The Satanic Crew – Twisted Beast

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“I’m not a furry but-“ It’s hard to defend not being massively attracted to these sinister beasts who lurk in the shadows with ONE thing on their mind.

Twisted Beast have been masters in weaving a tapestry of the occult and the arcane alongside feeding us with demonically-themed sex toys, garments and merch. Over the past few years, they’ve combined cult interest with sex apparel while pushing what we all hunger for – a HOT fantasy. 

Imagine running for your life in the heart of the ominous wilderness, drenched in rainwater, the forest’s gloomy embrace around you. With each splash landing in puddles of muddy water, you can feel the ominous presence of the demon drawing closer, its powerful stench permeating the rain-soaked air. The lightning illuminates the forest momentarily, revealing the demon’s form. It’s a towering monstrosity with horns curved like blackened tendrils and eyes smouldering with fire. Its glistening obsidian skin seems to absorb the darkness around it, and its claws drip with a venomous ichor. There is no escape.

And surely you picture something like this while riding on their moulded cock toys while possibly sniffing their poppers. The thrill of the hunt, after all, is something many find enticing! 

So why not meet the crew? Below are some of the demonic creatures that make us all go a bit- ‘hnnnggg’



MARCHOSIAS – THE DOG

Marchosias is a preying hound – and what is it that he tracks you ask? Well, that’s simple, it’s you! This mutt pursues those who happen to escape from hell. If you have this feral beast on your tail, there’s no avoiding your upcoming fate. Marchosias’ relentless pursuit of souls is feared throughout the underworld… See More

LIKES: MUTILATING, EVISCERATING, SCRITCHES

DISLIKES: EASY PREY, DEODORANT, BATH TIME

NESSUS – THE CENTAUR

After being slain by Hercules and banished to the demon realm, this sinister centaur conjures dark and arcane forces from ancient times to trap his prey and convert them into the sloppy holes of the underworld. Escape from their fate is futile.. See More

LIKES: MARE-HOLES, VIRGIN BLOOD, HAY

DISLIKES: HERCULES, BEGGING, SADDLES

URIENS – THE FOX

A towering figure of furry flesh presides as the sovereign of the underworld’s four cardinal demon kings. His rust-like fur covers his obscenely large muscles with his piercing, glowing red eyes burning with an insatiable hunger. His form is encased in a shroud of shadowy mist, making his exact contours elusive. With an enormous knotted cock, he commands the legions of the underworld wielding dominion over the very essence of darkness… See More

LIKES: LIMP DICKS, TRICKERY, SCREAMING AT 3 AM

DISLIKES: SILENT BOTTOMS, NOT SCREAMING AT 3 AM

VALAC – THE XXL MONSTER

Valac is a monstrous, powerful entity, a once proud president now reduced to a controlled and hypnotised drone slave. He portrays pain and punishment given his status as hell’s executor. The hissing of breath from his form-fitting mask carries fear to the souls of every being who dwells in the underworld. His malevolent presence is a maelstrom of chaos, and his voracious commitment to his main task knows no bounds… See More

LIKES: BATING, FUCKING, KILLING

DISLIKES: NOT BATING, NOT FUCKING, NOT KILLING (yikes!)

MAMMON – THE DEMON

The cruellest general of the infernal armies. Mammon commands an air of dread and fearlessness. His dominion over the shadowy realms of mythology instils terror in all who dare cross his path. His rough skin is a sickly carmine, covered in dirt and thick patches of body hair. The embodiment of hunger and greed, consuming all that crosses his path. His strength is unrivalled, and his appetite is insatiable. When Mammon roars, the very underworld quakes in terror… See More

LIKES: HUMAN SACRIFICES, HAVING HIS ASS EATEN, BELLYRUBS

DISLIKES: INSUBORDINATION, LAZY BOTTOMS, SMALL PORTIONS

BAEL – THE BULL

Bael is a towering and nightmarish sack of muscle. He is one of the seven princes of the underworld’s darkest abyss. His ashen skin seems to absorb all light, and his eyes gleam with an eerie crimson fire. With an enormous muscled cock that can split the very earth. Bael exudes an aura of dread and power. He commands legions of loyal minions who obey him without question to avoid being on the wrong end of his dick… See More

LIKES: LOOSE HOLES, CAGED DICKS, SPEED-RUNNING MINECRAFT

DISLIKES: LABYRINTHS, PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA, GAG REFLEXES

BEHEMOTH – THE DRAGON

Behemoth is a colossal, fire-breathing dragon with scales that gleam like molten obsidian. His wings when unfurled cast a shadow large enough to eclipse the underworld’s burning sun. Flames dance in his saffron eyes, and his claws honed to a razor’s edge can rend the very foundations of the underworld. Behemoth is the guardian of the abyss’s fiery depths, his roar a harbinger of cataclysmic doom… See More

LIKES: DEVOURING BRATTY BOTTOMS WHOLE, COLLECTING RETRO VIDEO GAMES

DISLIKES: NIPPLE PLAY, EBAY CUSTOMER SERVICE, NOT BEING HELD

ASMODEUS – THE PRINCE

In the depths of hell, Asmodeus reigns supreme as one of the seven Princes of hell ruling over all nine circles. His ashy skin, obsidian hair, and ghostly red eyes are an eerie visage. Surrounded by an aura of ego, and sadism, Asmodeus preys on ‘innocent’ victims who happen to be caught in his dangerous gaze using his writhing appendage dripping with need… See More

LIKES: ORGIES, HENTAI, HIMSELF

DISLIKES: MONOGAMY, ABSTINENCE, YOU


OROBAS – THE HORSE

The equine dream boat, Orobas is an all-seeing deity with mystical powers in gazing into the past, present and future. One of the great Princes of hell, his regal notoriety is evident in his love for being worshipped. With his supernatural ability to see into his prey’s future, he can tell the exact moment when his huge cock will be buried deep in their hole. There’s no escape from this breeding mare… See More

LIKES: BAREBACKING, DEADLIFTING, SALT LICKS
DISLIKES: DRESSAGE, THE BAPTISED

DISLIKES: NIPPLE PLAY, EBAY CUSTOMER SERVICE, NOT BEING HELD


If I wasn’t a furry before I am now… Twisted Beast are to blame and I won’t hear anything otherwise.

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